{"product_id":"procrastinate-napkin","title":"Procrastinate Cocktail Napkin","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don't Like My Attitude \u0026amp; I Got Caught Drinking On The Job\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Procrastination Is Totally A Good Thing. You Always Have Something To Do Tomorrow, Plus You Have Nothing To Do Today.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGet the laughs going with our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebest-selling funny cocktail napkins.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePrinted with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEach napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\" data-section-id=\"\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Includes\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20 cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eall featuring the same hilarious design.\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Size:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5\" x 5\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Material:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003ePremium 3-ply paper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\" data-section-id=\"\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Bar cart accessories\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• White elephant and gift exchanges\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Girls’ night and cocktail parties\u003cbr data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003e• Everyday entertaining with personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003ePerfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Drinks On Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51491305095474,"sku":"7067","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/8112\/7218\/files\/procrastinate_1.png?v=1784572962","url":"https:\/\/lydias-boutique.com\/products\/procrastinate-napkin","provider":"Lydia's Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}